Welcome to the things website, a great place to find an unusual gift, wacky gadget, useful gizmo or even something of no use whatsoever. From ant habitats to USB toys and clothes to flying stuff, we've got things that'll make ideal presents for just about any occasion.
Place your order online or by phone before 4.30pm and your things will be dispatched the same day. 
We're busy adding new things almost every day so if you're looking for original and funky gifts for him or her or just something cool to keep for yourself, you've come to the right place.

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	Bananagrams An anagram game in a banana skin, it can only be Bananagrams!
	Pocket Plasma Wearable plasma
	Bubblehead Webcam Possibly the cutest webcam ever
	Animal Massager Relieve those aches and pains with this ladybird style massager
	Fire Bell Alarm Clock The ultimate sleep destroyer
	Arse Face Soap Avoid contamination!
	Blood Bath Shower Curtain Like a scene from Psycho
	Crap Trumps Instead of great cars, its crappy cars