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Bananagrams

Bananagrams

An anagram game in a banana skin, it can only be Bananagrams!
More info on Bananagrams
Pocket Plasma

Pocket Plasma

Wearable plasma
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Bubblehead Webcam

Bubblehead Webcam

Possibly the cutest webcam ever
More info on Bubblehead Webcam
Animal Massager

Animal Massager

Relieve those aches and pains with this ladybird style massager
More info on Animal Massager
Fire Bell Alarm Clock

Fire Bell Alarm Clock

The ultimate sleep destroyer
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Arse Face Soap

Arse Face Soap

Avoid contamination!
More info on Arse Face Soap
Blood Bath Shower Curtain

Blood Bath Shower Curtain

Like a scene from Psycho
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Crap Trumps

Crap Trumps

Instead of great cars, its crappy cars
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